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2006...COME AND GONE.HERE LIES THE PEOPLE I WILL IN ONE WAY ANOTHER EITHER MISS OR FIND IT WITHIN MYSELF TO BE KIND ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE PASSING OF IN MY LIVEJOURNAL. MORE LIKE
DEATHJOURNAL....AHAHAHA.ahem...UNDER THE CUT... AND IF YOU'RE NOT AMUSED IN THE SLIGHTET BIT...JUST KNOW...AND REST ASSURED...I SURE HAD FUN IN DOING THIS. AND THATS WHAT THIS YEAR AND THIS LIFE
AND THIS MOMENT IS GONNA BE ALL ABOUT. ME. WHATS IN IT FOR ME??? LAUGH ,SMILE, DANCE FROLIC AND PLAY...THIS NEW YEAR AWAY. VIVA LA 27! January Lou Rawls (singer, philanthropist) -- Dead. Lung/brain
cancer. Died January 6, 2006. Born December 1, 1933. "You'll Never Find, Another Love Like Mine", performed music for the Garfield specials, major fundraiser for the United Negro College Fund.
Shelley Winters (actress) -- Dead. Heart failure. Died January 14, 2006. Born August 18, 1920. Won two Oscars for supporting roles; exact opposite (in real life) of the bigoted mother in A Patch of
Blue, married to Vittorio Gassman and Tony Franciosa (who died a few days after Shelley), wrote two tell-all memoires, played Roseanne's grandmother. <<<< AND WHO WAS IN THE AUDIENCE
MUCH TO MY SURPRISE? ...BUT MR POTATO HEAD! RANDOM SNL REFERENCE...BEST OF MIKE MYERS.Wilson Pickett (singer) -- Dead. Heart attack. Died January 19, 2006. Born March 18, 1941. "In the Midnight
Hour", "Mustang Sally". <<< LAND OF 1000 DANCES? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA. CATCHY TUNE, AINT IT?Chris Penn (actor) -- Dead. Died January 24, 2006. Born October 10,
1965. Reservoir Dogs, Short Cuts, younger brother of Sean and Michael Penn. <<< STOP POINTING THAT FUCKING GUN AT MY DAD!Coretta Scott King (civil rights advocate/musician) -- Dead.
Aftereffects of a stroke/cancer. Died January 31, 2006. Born April 27, 1927. Founded the King Center to help carry on the work of her husband, Martin Luther King, Jr. <<<< SHE CAN
REMAIN ON THIS LIST FOR FEAR OF MICHAEL RICHARD LEVEL BACKLASH....BRINGIN HATEFUL BACK IN 2007! MEL GIBSON! K-K-KRAMER! HEIL! February Al Lewis (actor/author/politician/former restauranteur/radio
show host) -- Dead. Died February 3, 2006. Born April 30, 1923. Grandpa on The Munsters, ran for governor of New York, birth date confirmation. <<<< YET ANOTHER DIRTY OLD MAN! HE LIVED
AROUND CLEARWATER,FL AND WAS ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH STRIPPERS AND PORN STARS. BLESS YOU, GRANDPA MUNSTER.Franklin Cover (actor) -- Dead. Pneumonia. Died February 5, 2006. Born November 20, 1928.
Tom Willis on The Jeffersons. Phil Brown (actor) -- Dead. Pneumonia. Died February 9, 2006. Born April 30, 1916. An actor blacklisted during the McCarthy era, George Lucas cast him as Uncle Owen in
Star Wars. <<<< DUDE , I SPACED OUT ON THIS ONE. WE LOST UNCLE OWEN? AAAAAAAND MR FURLEY? AND OLD MAN FROM XMAS STORY?!?! DIRTY OLD MAN FROM DIRTY WORK?? AND THE GODFATHER OF SOUL?!?!
BOOOOOOOO TO O6.Peter Benchley (writer) -- Dead. Pulmonary fibrosis. Died February 11, 2006. Born May 8, 1940. Wrote Jaws and has a short role as a TV reporter in the movie. <<<FUCKING.
WROTE. JAWS. HELL YEAH. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Don Knotts (actor) -- Dead. Pulmonary/respiratory complications. Died February 24, 2006. Born July 21, 1924. Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, the TV
repairman in Pleasantville. <<<< JAAAAAAAAAAACK! sniff sniff...HAD A CREEPY ROLE IN "PLEASNANTVILLE" WITH TOBY SPIDEY MCGUIRE AND A YOUNG AND DREAMY REESE WITHERSPOON.
AOOOOOOOOOO.Darren McGavin (actor) -- Dead. Died February 25, 2006. Born May 7, 1922. The Night Stalker and the classic A Christmas Story. <<< " FRA-GEE-LAY! IT MUST BE ITALIAN!
SONSABITCHES! BUMPUSES! TAKE THAT THING OFF...YA LOOK LIKE A DERANGED EASTER BUNNY! ALSO PLAYED THE FATHER OF ADAM SANDLER NAMED...AHEM BRIAN MADISON IN BILLY MADISON (1995) March Kirby Puckett
(baseball great) -- Dead. Stroke. Died March 6, 2006. Born March 14, 1960. Minnesota Twin hitting/fielding master. <<< GREAT NAME! THOUGH NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS DICK BUTKUS.Dana Reeve
(singer/activist) -- Dead. Lung cancer. Died March 6, 2006. Born circa 1961. Activist who helped to raise millions of dollars after her husband Christopher Reeve became paralyzed in 1995, Make
memorial contributions to: Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation. <<< POOR FUCKING CURSED REEVES! JEEBUS H.Gordon Parks (photographer, director) -- Dead. Died March 7, 2006. Born November
30, 1912. Life photographer for many years, he also directed a few movies, including the original Shaft. <<< INCLUDED MERELY FOR MENTION OF THE WORD....SHAFT. DAMN RIGHT.Peter Tomarken
(game show host) -- Dead. Private plane crash. Died March 13, 2006. Born December 7, 1942. Hosted Press Your Luck. <<< "BIG BUCKS! BIG BUCKS! NOOOOOOOOO WHAMMIES!"Buck Owens (singer) --
Dead. Died March 25, 2006. Born August 12, 1929. "Act Naturally", co-host of Hee-Haw, died hours after performing in his club. <<<< " LISTENING TO BUCK OWENS...DOO DOO DOO LOOKING OUT
MY BACK DOOR" CCR! April Gene Pitney (singer) -- Dead. Died April 5, 2006. Born February 17, 1941. Wrote "24 Hours from Tulsa", died while on tour. June Pointer (singer) -- Dead. Cancer. Died April
11, 2006. Born November 30, 1953. "Respect Yourself", the youngest Pointer sisters she posed for Playboy and battled drugs. May Paul Gleason (actor) -- Dead. Mesothelioma. Died May 27, 2006. Born
May 4, 1944. The principal in The Breakfast Club, and "caged" trader in Trading Places. <<<<<< "I HEARD A RUCKUS IN HERE! MESS WITH THE BULL,YOU GET THE HORNS!" June Billy Preston
(singer/songwriter) -- Dead. Heart infection/kidney failure. Died June 6, 2006. Born September 9, 1946. Performed with The Beatles ("Get Back", "Let It Be"), wrote "Nothing from Nothing" . John
Tenta (pro wrestler for WWE/WCW)--Dead.Cancer.Died June 7,2007. Born June 22,1963 (this one was not included and therefore entirely written by ME...luckily he was the one AND ONLY wrestler to have
died in 2006.)Wrestled under the names Earthquake,Canadian Earthquake,Avalanche,Shark,Golga and Big John Tenta.2 time WWE Tag Team Champion with wrestler Typhoon (Tugboat),known as the Natural
Disasters.Managed by Jimmy Hart and frequent team mate of the late Dino Bravo. Famous feuds with Hulk Hogan,a sumo match with the 500 pound Yokozuna in 1994 ,"breaking the leg of Andre The Giant
after he refused to be his partner" in 1991,debuted in WWE around 1990 by coming from the crowd as a fan and sitting on the back of Ultimate Warrior to add more weight as he did pushups in the
ring,probably best known for SQUASHING JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS FUCKING SNAKE IN THE RING BY SITTING ON IT (later revealing in the book WRESTLECRAP-The Worst of ProWrestling it was just a bag filled
with long pieces of hamburger meat stuffed into pantyhose to resemble a snake. in the meantime, it personally warped my fragile 11 year old mind, who thought it MAY HAVE been real...screw you for
judging me.Aaron Spelling (producer) -- Dead. Stroke. Died June 23, 2006. Born April 22, 1923. Producer of shows like Charlie's Angels and Dynasty first husband of Carolyn Jones.
<<<<<<< 90210,MELROSE PLACE, HEY I GREW UP ON THAT SHIT. NO MORE SAPPY SOAP DRAMA. AWWWWW.GEE GOLLY GOSH DARN. RATS! July Syd Barrett (singer/songwriter) -- Dead. Complications
of diabetes/cancer?. Died July 7, 2006. Born January 6, 1946. A founder of Pink Floyd, one of the creators of The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. <<< SEE ALSO CRAZY ASS RECLUSE.WHAT A WHACKY
FUCKER!Red Buttons (actor) -- Dead. Vascular disease. Died July 13, 2006. Born February 5, 1919. Comic who won an Oscar for a dramatic turn in Sayonara, spoke at many Friar's Club roasts as the guy
who "never got a dinner."Jack Warden (actor) -- Dead. Died July 19, 2006. Born September 18, 1920. All the President's Men, Being There. <<<< BAD NEWS BEARS ANYONE ? UM HELLO? WHAT
ABOUT DIRTY WORK WITH NORM MCDONALD...PLAYED THE CREEPY OLD MAN DAD TO NORM AND ARTIE LANGE. HIGHLY UNDERATED AND FUNNY ASS MOVIE...RIDICULOUS...COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. August Mike Douglas (talk
show host) -- Dead. Died August 11, 2006. Born August 11, 1925. Sing. Sing a song... Ran a popular talk show in the '60s and '70s, eclectic guest list included a very young Tiger Woods and John
Lennon and Yoko Ono. Bruno Kirby (actor) -- Dead. Leukemia. Died August 14, 2006. Born April 28, 1949. Ed in City Slickers, Jess in When Harry Met Sally, son of Bruce Kirby. Maynard Ferguson
(trumpeter) -- Dead. Kidney/liver failure. Died August 23, 2006. Born May 4, 1928. Trumpter for the Rocky theme "Gonna Fly Now." <<< FUCK YEAH! YOOOOOOOO ADRIAN! WHAT WOULD THAT MOVIE BE
WITHOUT THAT SWEET TRUMPET SOUND! September Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin (TV personality/zoo director/conservationist) -- Dead. [rumors] Stingray barb. Died September 4, 2006. Born February
22, 1962. Popular host of "dangerous" nature series, bitten in the leg by a croc. Make memorial contributions to: Australia Zoo Wildlife Warriors. <<<< they forgot about "CRIKEY!" FUCK
THIS DUDE...MESS WITH THE WILD...AND THEYLL FUCKIN BITE YA, STING YA...THEY WILL FUCKIN GET YA. JACKASS.Robert Earl Jones (actor) -- Dead. Died September 7, 2006. Born February 3, 1910. Luther in
The Sting, ran in marathons when he was 85, father of James Earl Jones. <<< THIS...IS CNN. LUKE...I AM YOUR FATHER. I KNOW I KNOW...NOT HIM...BUT HIS FAHZA. Ann Richards
(commentator/politician) -- Dead. Cancer. Died September 13, 2006. Born September 1, 1933. The only deliberately amusing Texas governor of recent times, she famously said of George H. W. Bush's
gaffes, "Poor George. He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." <<< OOOOOOH SNAP! PWNED!October Freddy Fender (singer) -- Dead. Lung cancer. Died October 14, 2006.
Born June 4, 1937. "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights". <<< UM RIGHT. NEEDED AN OCTOBER DEATH. SORRY. CARRY ON. November Ed Bradley (journalist) -- Dead. Leukemia. Died November 9, 2006. Born
June 22, 1941. Longtime CBS correspondent, on 60 Minutes for 25 years. Gerald Levert (singer/songwriter) -- Dead. Heart attack. Died November 10, 2006. Born July 13, 1966. "I Swear". <<<
BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY...SMOOTH ASS JAMS.Jack Palance (actor) -- Dead. Died November 10, 2006. Born February 18, 1919. Won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for CIty Slickers; scary in
Shane. <<<< DO ONE ARMED PUSHUPS LIKE JACK PALANCE! AND NOW WE DANCE! ( the vandals/live fast diareah 1995)Robert Altman (director) -- Dead. Died November 20, 2006. Born February 20,
1925. Brilliant, innovative director of The Player, Nashville, M * A * S * H, and Gosford Park, deserved a "regular" Oscar (or two!) but at least won an honorary one in 2006. Chris Hayward
(wrtier/producer) -- Dead. cancer. Died November 20, 2006. Born June 19, 1925. One of the writers for The Bullwinkle Show, developer of The Munsters. December Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden (World's
oldest woman 2005-2006) -- Dead. Died December 4, 2006. Born August 15, 1890.Peter Boyle (actor) -- Dead. Heart disease. Died December 12, 2006. Born October 18, 1935. The father on Everybody Loves
Raymond, Boyle was particularly memorable in Young Frankenstein as The Monster. Mike Evans (actor/writer) -- Dead. Throat cancer. Died December 14, 2006. Born November 3, 1949. The original Lionel
on All in the Family and on The Jeffersons, wrote episodes of Good Times. Joseph Barbera (cartoon creator) -- Dead. Died December 18, 2006. Born March 24, 1911. Creator of popular cartoons such as
Quick Draw McGraw and Top Cat partner of William Hanna. James "Godfather of Soul" Brown (soul singer) -- Dead. Pneumonia. Died December 25, 2006. Born May 3, 1933. Lots of run-ins with the law and
rehab, toured with classics like "I Feel Good" until just before he died. <<< TO WHICH HE NOW SINGS " I FEEL DEAD" OR " I DONT FEEL SO GOOD"....PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW CASKET.Gerald R. Ford
(our first unelected president) -- Dead. Died December 26, 2006. Born July 14, 1913. May only be remembered as the man who pardoned Nixon, but it was the right thing to do, all things considered.
<<< GEORGE W. BUSH BEING THE SECOND UNELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2000. OOOOOOOOH. IT BURNS,DON'T IT, BITCH?AND FINALLY...............SADDAM HUSSEIN 12/30/06....DEATH BY HANGING?!?!YOU WILL FEEL
THE WRATH OF SATAN AND HIS MINIONS NOW. OHHHHHHHHH NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT. YOU HAVE ALL DONE IT. AND YOU DESERVE WHAT IS COMING TO YOU...THE PAYBACK! DID YOU PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING FROM SOUTH PARK :
BIGGER,LONGER,UNCUT....YOU CANT KILL EVIL!AS IF HE'S REALLY DEAD...HA! AND WE WALKED ON THE MOON. AND 9/11 WAS NOT PLANNED AND FUNDED BY BUSH. AND BUSH WAS REALLY ELECTED. AND ALIENS DO EXIST
AROUND AREA 51. AND MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF BUTT.LIVE IT WITH BIGGIE AND TUPAC SADDAM, JIHAD JIHAD.HAVE FUN WITH HITLER. O TANNEBAUM.